As I Mature...

I got this from Megan at Scrapdango (Thanks, sweetie!!) and it made me laugh at times and think at others... So, I figured I would share with each of you...

As I Mature
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had better be a lot of patience to take its place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house,
one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just fade away.